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Garment-dyed heavyweight cotton (6.1 oz) with a boxy, relaxed fit — most people take their usual size.

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The Fabric: Comfort Colors 1717

Every shirt in the store is printed on the Comfort Colors 1717 — a heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton tee, garment-dyed and soft-washed so it feels broken-in on day one. The fit is relaxed and a little boxy — built for the coffee stop after the run, not the run itself. Most people take their usual size.

One note on garment dye: every batch takes color a little differently, so your shirt may sit a shade off from the photo. That's not a defect — that's the charm.

Built for Years of Slow Miles

Garment-dyed cotton ages like a favorite route: softer every season, faded in the right places. Double-needle stitching keeps everything together. Care is simple — machine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low. The shirt and the joke will both hold up.

The 30-Day Guarantee

Every shirt is printed to order in the USA. If yours arrives damaged, misprinted, or wrong, we'll replace or refund it — no return postage, no drama. And if you just don't love it, you've got 30 days from delivery for your money back. Wearing it on a run first doesn't void anything; we'd expect nothing less.

What are you getting?

A heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee — the thick, broken-in kind that gets softer for years. Not for running in; for everything around it — the coffee before, the bakery after, the rest day in between.

Made for the back of the pack.

We make shirts for people who stop for coffee at mile three, take walk breaks on purpose, and count a rainy Tuesday jog as a win. No splits, no medals required — just the kind of running you can imagine still doing at seventy. If that's you, you're home.

Why "Out & Back"

An out-and-back is the simplest route there is. You run out as far as feels right, you turn around, and you come home the way you came. No loop to close, no lap to finish — the distance is whatever you decide it is, and you get to decide mid-run. That felt like the right name for what we make.

FAQs

Where are you located?

We're a one-person shop based in the USA, and every shirt is printed here too.

Do you ship internationally?

Not yet — US only for now. We'd rather get one country right before we start making promises about customs.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes — the moment your order ships you'll get an email with tracking. Since every shirt is printed just for you, expect it to ship within 2 to 5 business days of ordering.

What materials are your products made of?

Every tee in the store is printed on the same blank: the Comfort Colors 1717 — heavyweight 6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed and soft-washed. We found the shirt we'd want to wear for years and stuck with it.